The Parmasist
@The Pharmacist is this your cousin?
This makes me think that game-protect types the names out one-by-one (prior to their copy-pasting) which makes me think they're even more insane than I originally thought. TwitchySeal's theory might make some sense here.
Game Protect does not make contracts and therefore can not intent to be legally bound by such.
Nice. Outside of the law, huh?