But all the evidence points at simple change, adaptation, and like-begets-like way better than it points at evolution.
Evolution is a hoax.

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Simple change, adaptation and like-begets-like
IS evolution. That's literally what evolution is. If you believe in those things, then you believe in the fact of evolution.
Come on, we've been over this!
The fact of evolution. I'd say theory, but there's more evidence for evolution than there is for anything else. This is stone cold fact.