YOU CAN CALL FBI FOR HELP
LOL! Yea if you want to embarrass yourself even more. You think the FBI is going to give a shit that you made an uneducated consumer decision in an unregulated market? Wouldn't be surprised if you were one of the ones dumb enough to invest in this obvious scam.
Well, they do have an online form - so you don't really have to talk to them over the phone or anything.