You have an uncanny way of sounding just like The-Ass-Above-All. You are about 5000 words short of a masterpiece. But I know you are not his alt....part of the "we gang" ...or are you ? Is this a ploy.....? Should I be concerned.....?

Alice - Hi, my name is Alice. I sometimes appear on this forum. Sometimes with BOB and the police. I live together with BOB and the police in the head of the entity that makes just FABULOUS word walls and goes by various names depending on the mood of the day.
xtraelv - are you an alt ?
Alice - NO !!!  I am a fully independent entity that provides a fully balanced viewpoint to the forum.
xtraelv - eh...
Alice - I notice you are talking shit about The-Ass-Above-All. The-Ass-Above-All is so Masterful and dominant. The "we" will just out-word you and your cronies with his elegant word walls.
xtraelv - That is why he has to respond only in Haiku
Alice - But that is CENSORSHIP !
xtraelv - MUHAHAHAHAHA
Alice - But CENSORSHIP is a BAD word ! You can call people Dirty feltching turds but CENSORSHIP is a REALLY abhorrent word. Even
when people spout drivel, waste server storage space or break all the forum rules you should NEVER censor them ! Moderators are BAD !
Whole word walls exist about how bad the moderators are.  Like "Fighting Smell Fish" and "Hilarious Censorship".  They delete posts when rules are broken and won't delete posts that don't break any rules when "The we" demands it - see BAD, BAD mods ! [Double capitalized BAD = more than super true and abhorrent]
xtraelv - [ insert extra LOUD Evil Eliv Elvis laugh ] MUHAHAHAHAHA
Alice - Banning word walls is equally bad. If you delete them it will just trigger "us", "we" and "them" ! There will be word walls about the word walls that were about the words walls that were deleted !
xtraelv - I know.... ooops... MUHAHAHAHAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


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Watch out. He has a real liking for fluffies and is in denial about his perverted fantasies. If you are lucky he will only want you to watch and chant.

He is a black belt in Origami and might turn you into some slippers.

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Since "Alice" has found the forum and is willing to appear on here. Perhaps we can have an "Ask Alice" sessions.

You can ask Alice anything and then let Alice answer in her fair and unbiased way in your own post.

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Is it him ?

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It is the alcohol talking. I won't look so purdy when you are sober.