Couple Socialists.
Couple old white Billionaires. (one of them is Trump rich, the other is obscenely rich)
A senile old man that doesn't know what state he's in.
White lady that thinks she's an Indian.
An Indian lady that thinks she's black.
Hawaiian lady that considers herself a person of color.
Millennial  that likes to make out with his boyfriend on stage.
Asian dude that wants to give $1,000 a month to everyone.
A Vegan.

Deval Patrick is also announcing he's going to run tomorrow.  Don't know what to make fun of him for yet though.

Who am I missing?