I recall one purchase I've made in the past... a physical coin. You wanna buy it?
It's a NastyFans 5oz silver physical bitcoin with 5 minted seats which collect a little bitcoin dust every year. You could have everything its collected over the past 4 years PLUS any dust in the future! It would be just like you're joining the club in 2015 -- instant old timer! PLUS it also makes a great looking paper weight.
OgNasty just said physical bitcoins will rise in value though, so it's
even tougher to let this go now, but I'm willing to sell it for the price I bought it for... ~1.6BTC. Since your new, I'll even cut you a
huge deal -- 1BTC w/free shipping!

It's a steal of a deal!! PM if interested!!

I'd say "/sarcasm" here.. but
IF you wanna buy it -- I'm serious!!
....Keep your BTC or buy BTC!