Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. I hope you do come out with coins. I look forward to seeing how they stand up to the same criticism you give other makers and using your own words against you to justify calling you a scammer. 
Very simple... I'll register a business, charge sales tax, and not scam anyone.
You took after Al Capone - saw weak enforcement and made a killing. History remembers him, as it will you, as a corrupt scammer.
I'm genuinely excited.
I think that's just another lie.
But it is time to build a road map on how to legitimize crypto.