What is God and how was
The fact that God was not in the universe before He created it, shows that the essence of God is something that we can't know except that He tells us. Why? Because we, being universe beings, can't think in extra-universal terms necessary for knowing anything about God.
However, you ask this question in the wrong thread. This is the thread where we emphatically prove that evolution is a hoax.
I hate to have to hurt all those evolution religion believers' feelings. But it is better that their feelings are hurt here, so that they find God and get saved.
Evolution is a hoax.
You brought up the C&E and the watchmaker argument. So answer the question.
What is God and how was 'He' created?
PS. I did not know God had a penis, but if you insist, I will go with it. So we know he has a penis, what else can you tell me about him?
I don't know if I should repeat the answer, or if I should simply let you stew in your own juices.