I don't have python.
Even if I download python, I dont know how to use it correctly.
Studying late - I'm already old.
You have a very interesting position.
Imagine you are sitting on the chair with 1USD note sticked from the bottom. If you want this 1USD note you should
get off your backside, stand up and take it.
Better write here your bitcoin address and promise to pray for the luck, and some lucky
private key hunter will send you bounty once find the key

I guess you will have better chances.
At first :
I do not intend to beg alms !
Secondly :
I think that you are very much simplifying and reasoning from the perspective of a programmer. Try to teach some grandfather programming in any language. I'm talking about programming, not about working on a computer with ready-made programs (Word; Excel; clBitCrack, etc.)
This is a useless discussion and off topic.