You want to get rich, don’t pay taxes, don’t get married, don’t use bank, and...
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Dont pay taxes: govt love taxes! It make them super super wealthy and make you super super poor, govt dont care if you starve to dead tomorrow, thats your own fault to be basement dweller, govt rather spam their tweeter with non sense China FUD.
Dont get married: get a traditional marriage and get a nasty divorce, your wealth immediately split into half! It is no brainier why marriage is a trap in the modern lifestyle, and your lawyers wont help you to get rid of divorce, youre doomed! We know Jeff Bezos can buy the best lawyers on the planet to fight for his rights, yet the status quo court decide to prejudice all is his fault to get into marriage at the first place, you horny you pay the biggest price! This is justice!
Dont use bank: Why! We all know bank is a very good investment! You get zero risk while you get a stable fixed deposit income! But why dont use bank? Because were all fooled! We getting so poor today all due to bank! Its bank fault! Were all in huge debt!
Dont invest: Banker love to sell snake oil investment advice! Of course its full of moral values to be a decent human being, get a job, get married and invest in well diversified portfolio! Because business create value, we invest in business, and it is the only real economy, people who invest into anything else is not investing into real economy! Fuck it! Business itself is a virtual existence, it is an illusion, nobody can touch business, and it can create a lot of value today, by tomorrow it would be just gone and disappeared into abyss! Who the hell buy into this snake oil advice business is the only real economy is too dumb to be get rich.
Finally, dont get a job, because jobless is not a fake news, govt keep spreading fake hope that we have 0.000001% jobless rate, while many under employed staff wandering around the streets.
Dont get married: get a traditional marriage and get a nasty divorce, your wealth immediately split into half! It is no brainier why marriage is a trap in the modern lifestyle, and your lawyers wont help you to get rid of divorce, youre doomed! We know Jeff Bezos can buy the best lawyers on the planet to fight for his rights, yet the status quo court decide to prejudice all is his fault to get into marriage at the first place, you horny you pay the biggest price! This is justice!
Dont use bank: Why! We all know bank is a very good investment! You get zero risk while you get a stable fixed deposit income! But why dont use bank? Because were all fooled! We getting so poor today all due to bank! Its bank fault! Were all in huge debt!
Dont invest: Banker love to sell snake oil investment advice! Of course its full of moral values to be a decent human being, get a job, get married and invest in well diversified portfolio! Because business create value, we invest in business, and it is the only real economy, people who invest into anything else is not investing into real economy! Fuck it! Business itself is a virtual existence, it is an illusion, nobody can touch business, and it can create a lot of value today, by tomorrow it would be just gone and disappeared into abyss! Who the hell buy into this snake oil advice business is the only real economy is too dumb to be get rich.
Finally, dont get a job, because jobless is not a fake news, govt keep spreading fake hope that we have 0.000001% jobless rate, while many under employed staff wandering around the streets.