You new guys can safely ignore Lauda. She's grumpier than usual - not getting any dick as theymos has been busy on anniversary celebrations.
Time for you to step up, V8.
There are not enough blindfolds in this world.
Hehem, if you need blindfolds for this you got issues $100k BTC ain't fixin'.

wait is that Lauda?! ... can't believe someone that gorgeous is going to waste time moderating some of the reprobates that infest these walls

That there is
Game of Thrones star Emilia
Isobel Euphemia Rose Clarke. I don't think she would have time to play Lauda on Bitcointalk.
edit: Wait... is Lauda female?