OK so... 4000 Farts.
40500 TV (boss who looks like he eats children )
I will lend you 0.035
BTC5 weeks
for 100% interest.
if at any point either of these coins go live on an exchange and are worth less than 0.07
BTC (the full loan amount plus my 100% interest) I will liquidate - plus I I can tell you I don't have your money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. if you pay me the 0.07
BTC that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...
do you adhere to my terms?