Let's get this straight: I'm not some misguided philanthropist, trying to save you from yourself. My interests are purely selfish, as I have already made clear. I'll repeat, since it obviously hasn't sunk in -- I don't want my participation in Bitcoin to be a source of embarrassment for me. I don't want a seemingly limitless supply of suckers to attract scammers, who, in turn, attract LEO and regulators. What better excuse to regulate Bitcoin out of existence than "just look at it -- it's nothing but scammers fleecing people!"
I'm ridding *my* Bitcoin of vermin because *I live here*. I don't want people shitting up where *I* sleep.
>tangent:
Here's another lulzy photoshop from your site -- this one purportedly showing the "IOS app" --
http://s30.postimg.org/ynkj28cdt/appl.jpgThis is curious for the simple fact that the times 9:41AM and 9:42AM are significant to APPL products. Find out why: http://www.digitalfilmtree.com/blog/2012/02/why-do-apples-iphone-ads-always-show-the-time-set-to-942/
Oh, yeah -- without looking at your "portfolio," I can tell you that you should sell as quickly as possible, and keep your money in Bitcoin. If the history of Bitcoin and Bitcoin-denominated securities teaches us anything, it's "FFS, KEEP YOUR BITCOIN IN BITCOIN!"
