Dude. I have no interest, AT ALL, in dealing with your "observable instances" mental-gymnastics.

What you have so clearly produced, ITT, is actual, observable instances of your precipitous state-of-mind, you are prone to long-winded rambling character attacks that do nothing to further your argument (If you have to resort to ad hominem attacks, you have already lost the argument), and clearly demonstrating why you are an untrustworthy user, and a blight to this community.

Bravo. You have played yourself. 

I told you. Don't poke the bears.

What did you do ? You dun went an' poked the fucking bears, you utter simp.