Somewhere I made a post about eating my hat if blahblah happened with a picture of a cake hat. This no doubt precedes Hairy's attempts.
No doubt whatsoever.
True story:
if we don't break through 5k later this week, i'll eat my hat

Wouldn't a HAT be better as that cycling fox?? Or some sh*t like that on a HAT perhaps

What would an image of your preference be? That lilo & stich beast?