You know, I never actually had one of those... Hawaii doctors are too laid back.

One of the handful of times I visited a doctor during my 12 years in Hawaii was so he could check out my balls... One of them is bigger than the other. I actually had corrective ball surgery (technical term is hydrocele removal) when I was in high school. Most painful thing ever; the worst part being I couldn't shit for a week afterward and it was starting to become a medical issue.

But when I went to my Hawaii doctor and told him how my right nut was starting to swell again, he just looked at me and said, "Do you want me to look at it?"

Hell yes I want you to look at my balls, that's the whole fucking reason I'm here goddammit!!

Now I'm overdue for my first colonoscopy... Really not looking forward to that!