..... violent winds rip from my anus, with the staff's blessings, makes me feel unbelievably alive.
Nothing better than that first major fart you let loose after a scoping, but I digress...
For me the worst part came afterward. I could not expel the air they had used to distend my bowel and I had quite a bit of discomfort. .......I still had all the gas I started with. .....
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Now it's fart talk...gotta love the wo....