Truely this would be an injustice. A fine documentary first written by Hunter S. Thompson and then Terry Gilliam of the Monty Pythons. Somehow Thompson was a viable candidate for Sheriff at one point I read, extensive firearms experience is a qualification I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etYed15hjiM https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Battle_of_Aspen
That was fucking funny ass shit, actually it may be the only time I've ever laughed when Conan was involved.