(... Wake me up when it is back above 5$ or difficulty is halved)
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Price is over $5.
Difficulty is not going down, since people with equipment already paid for are making money. (Even if very little)
But ROI does not justify deploying any new equipment, and existing equipment might never return the investment already made.
(But leaving it idle will only increase the loss)