...a 'black swan' event like Craig Wright being part of the Tulip Trust and actually getting keys..

I agree completely...that is why it is called a Black Swan Event.
However, I get a good shudder every time I think of such....the horror!
Funny, this likely would bother me more than a potential Asteroid hit on the planet in 100 years or such. Go figure.
I am curious however on how CW is gonna justify NOT getting the keys on 1/1/20 as he claims from the Tulip Fund.
https://news.bitcoin.com/23-days-until-a-bonded-courier-supposedly-delivers-keys-to-8-billion-in-btc/Of course just to be an ass and contrary, if you would have told me 11 years ago at BTC's birth that:
1) Donald Trump would be President.
2) Bill Cosby would be in Prison.
3) Bitcoin would be worth what it is today.
Yep, you are right I have 'frigging' WTF syndrome that is probably carrying over into watching the Craig Wright Train Wreck.