My term deposit at bank is about to mature after 6 months. I'm getting like $1k for this shitty investment. And what is worse, the interest rates got halved. Next time, I'll be getting like $500 for the same investment at the same bank.
I am making a big decision here:

Option 1: Keep collecting peanuts. Keep DCA'ing.
Option 2: Buy the dip, Keep DCA'ing. (1-2 btc)
Option 3: Nuke everything and become a 1 million club member while I still can. (all in)
*Option 3 violates my investment rules. Violates it like fuck all gimme lambo.