So I live on a beach in Denpasar and have a lot of time to think about stuff.
Last nite I was sucking down some arak bali and realized that all religions are essentially shitcoins forked from some old original source.
Total WHOA moment right there amirite fam?
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. But sure, just like planet earth is a shitcoin forked from the stars going supernova. The Abrahamic religions are all pretty much rip-offs of the ones that came before it, and those are mostly reworkings/re-writings of all the various pagan religions before that. Nothing is original these days and is influenced by anything that came before it. Music, recipes, art, culture, even bitcoin.