I was tempted to introduce them into the concept of Sats and pull out the gold kilogram vs. ounce (or gram) comparison.
I didn't do it for my own sake. Would have been like teaching a turtle how to ride a donkey

I fully understand you!
(I've learned that it's not healthy to assume a certain level of comprehension, especially in the "real world".)
Because there's quite a chance you may have more success with the turtle...
It is possible
strapping turtles to horses
can't strap nocoiners.
#haikuThis chick I've been seeing the last few years was getting boned by her money manager and I was trying to get her to move some cash into bitcoin but didn't want to press to hard as you know if it goes down itas all my fault. Well anyway I started pressing a little harder last year when we were below 4k and she got all pissed off at me and freaked out. He borked her out of 80k since then.
One year later and she's broke and borrowing money every fucking week from me.
You can bring a horse to water but you can't drown him in it.