Horseshit.  The original protocol did not require an Emergency Difficulty Adjustment.  The original protocol wasn't so weak and feeble that it wouldn't survive without breaking the original consensus rules like that.

Mess about with the formula all you like, you simply can't recreate all the vital parts that make Bitcoin what it is.

If you want to talk about your forkcoin, there's an Altcoins sub for that.  Stop defecating all over Bitcoin Discussion with your altcoin crap.