Working hard to have exchanges and retailers peg it to the Euro on launch! lol
I think I just saw a airborne porcine float by my window as well.

You'll never find a retailer stupid enough to do this and if you do watch them run out of stock and then go bankrupt in the blink of an eye.

Maybe, just maybe if you could somehow make it expensive enough to mine and somehow vary depending on the cost of electricity in the miners country it would at least be tied to something and people might be more inclined not to sell at a huge loss.