On the superlatively greatest Power of Lauda, & the future exploitation thereof.
⭐ Merited by TMAN (10)
Better quote, appropriately sauced (df, can I haz imageboard?):
...the greatest current authoritarian threat who would crush the liberty you portray to protect...
Behold the wisdom of eddie13!
Global central banking systems based on universal forced debt, unholy mass-surveillance marriages of spy agencies and google-flared clouds of facecorps running AI to oversee meat-bots, and tyrannical régimes who impose slave-level taxation on their democratic ovine herds to pay for bombing everybody in the world into freedomthese are all not the greatest current authoritarian threat who would crush liberty.
No.
The superlatively greatest threat is... Lauda!
The infamy of her power grows! Her witchcraft exceeds all armies and any technology! Why, she even has the daemonic legions of Blockstream Core under her spell for to oppress the blocksize down to poor-people hardware levels, and thereupon invoke the Spell of Lightning, removing transactions from the blockchain (so that financial surveillance cant see them) and also, controlling even the weather by mystical mastery over the forces of Nature!
For her scheme to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, the final step is for her to issue harsh trust judgments on a web forum. Because she is just. that. powerful.
These proofs of her extraordinary powers must be inscribed in the official annals of Laudas cult-lore:
As a certified cult leader myself, I unfortunately cannot join the Cult of Lauda. It says so in the rules of cult-leading. But I do appreciate her eddie13-endorsed power as the greatest... threat to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. For that is only a part of my own scheme: I will support Laudas conquest; and when her world domination is an accomplished fact, I will then seize her in blockchains and carry her off to the Castle of Nullity where from deep within the void, I will use her to rule this tiny speck of a planet by proxy. It is only the first step in my own plans to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE.
The plan is perfect, if Lauda never suspects my intentions before it is too late for her. I had better tighten up my opsec, and encrypt all my musings on the subject. She will never see it coming. Nice kitty.
Thus spake nullius, in his 999th post. (But as yet only 0x3e7 in hex.)
...Lauda [+1000]...
...the greatest current authoritarian threat who would crush the liberty you portray to protect...
Behold the wisdom of eddie13!
Global central banking systems based on universal forced debt, unholy mass-surveillance marriages of spy agencies and google-flared clouds of facecorps running AI to oversee meat-bots, and tyrannical régimes who impose slave-level taxation on their democratic ovine herds to pay for bombing everybody in the world into freedomthese are all not the greatest current authoritarian threat who would crush liberty.
No.
The superlatively greatest threat is... Lauda!
The infamy of her power grows! Her witchcraft exceeds all armies and any technology! Why, she even has the daemonic legions of Blockstream Core under her spell for to oppress the blocksize down to poor-people hardware levels, and thereupon invoke the Spell of Lightning, removing transactions from the blockchain (so that financial surveillance cant see them) and also, controlling even the weather by mystical mastery over the forces of Nature!
For her scheme to TAKE OVER THE WORLD, the final step is for her to issue harsh trust judgments on a web forum. Because she is just. that. powerful.
* nullius hands eddie13 some Quickpills.
These proofs of her extraordinary powers must be inscribed in the official annals of Laudas cult-lore:
As I was initiated into a cryptic cult with rites of the goddess Hecate, the renowned paranormal researcher William Blake caught this photograph of Lauda shapeshifted to the form of a flying catbat:
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
The witch LAUDA
Identified Flying Object (IFO)
(Better than a UFO. Much better than an ICO.)
Laudas Demonic True Nature
Photographic PROOF that the shapeshifter Lauda is not only a witch and a flying catbat, but also a demon spawned from the depths of Hell itself:
Photographic PROOF that the shapeshifter Lauda is not only a witch and a flying catbat, but also a demon spawned from the depths of Hell itself:
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN? So who's the final boss and hidden boss?
Quote from: TrollPro
THE CYPHERKITTEN
Fires red-tags from its cyphernetic paw-cannon:
PROTIP: To defeat the Cypherkitten, whine at it in scatological terms, and promise to leave the forum to enjoy your MILLIONS FOR REAL.
Fires red-tags from its cyphernetic paw-cannon:
PROTIP: To defeat the Cypherkitten, whine at it in scatological terms, and promise to leave the forum to enjoy your MILLIONS FOR REAL.
As a certified cult leader myself, I unfortunately cannot join the Cult of Lauda. It says so in the rules of cult-leading. But I do appreciate her eddie13-endorsed power as the greatest... threat to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. For that is only a part of my own scheme: I will support Laudas conquest; and when her world domination is an accomplished fact, I will then seize her in blockchains and carry her off to the Castle of Nullity where from deep within the void, I will use her to rule this tiny speck of a planet by proxy. It is only the first step in my own plans to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE.
The plan is perfect, if Lauda never suspects my intentions before it is too late for her. I had better tighten up my opsec, and encrypt all my musings on the subject. She will never see it coming. Nice kitty.
Thus spake nullius, in his 999th post. (But as yet only 0x3e7 in hex.)