Honestly, what goes on in this thread when I'm not around? First of all, the source of my alleged wealth, in case nobody's figured it out yet, is clearly my use of time travel to beat the crypto markets. I am too young to be Satoshi's mother, and my time machine has strict warnings against using it while pregnant or planning to become pregnant. That's why I always use protection when substituting for various gang members' wives, regardless of what other recreational pharmaceuticals are in use at the time. Also, @JollyGood and @examplens, I'm afraid you lack sufficient cycled merit to become part of the wife swapping merit cycling club, but I appreciate your support.

Forty-fifth week paid.