maybe three and a half
What Bloomberg lacks in height he makes up for in arrogance, so I'll give you four. Despite the fact that you still have four(ish) candidates, Trump will triumph.
Will Bernie get the DNC nomination? I think they're doing everything they can to cheat him out of the Iowa delegates. The DNC knows they'll never beat Trump with a socialist as their nominee. But it's looking like that's the way it's going to go. I really don't see any alternative at this point, not even Alfred E. Neuman.