Notice your references are to items in the Physical world, which is why you are stupid.  

The Virtual World does not have the same limitations as the Physical World.  

ie:
In the physical world, I would have already placed you in a choke hold until you were unconscious.
Put you in a cab, and instructed the driver to return you to the nuthouse you escaped from.
Thus ending your stupidity.

Sadly in this virtual world, everyone still has to put up with your mindless blabbing,
because here there is no physical limits on your stupidity.