If you honestly believe lauda is female you have not endured the original laudaM.
I've said time and time again if you look at what Lauda says about women, then you'll know that Lauda is a man.
As to the rest of your comments, they seem to be directed at someone else or are simply thought bubbles, so I won't dwell on them any further except to say I don't expect Lauda to change, but I've at least made the suggestion.