now young man. I normally charge for swearing lessons - but ill do this one for free as you really need some fucking help here nobcheese.

lets dissect.
Yeah tampon sucker, smelly onionhead - really? tampon sucker and smelly onionhead? fucking hell thats poor, who/what is an onionhead.

if you ever run out of licking your own girls wet tampons then don't hesitate to PM me with your postal address - ok so what are you some used tampon collector? how many do you fucking have weirdo

I will FedEx you with loads of used wet tampons of the girls I sleep with in every weekend - so average age of these tampons please, details needed..  you really do have a fetish for bloodsports, every weekend? do you go out hunting for menstruating females only and just collect their tampons, or are you a stalker with some app or something that tells you when its bloodweek?

I can even provide you any specific race you want - 110M hurdles and the 100M sprint are my favorites.

I sleep with all sorts of girls - what is this? R/IHAVESEX  ?

Also if any of your girl is not satisfied with their sexual life and needs real orgasm then you can talk to me. - said by the most typical of neckbeard virgins

I can play with them to make them squirt and they will never ask for a another man. - Please can we have some testimonials from previous victims.

anyway now you have proven to be a virgin I have a whole host of new insults and nicknames

ok Hymen?

xxxx