O, most holy Manipulator:

In the shadow of your magnificent 17,000 BTC sell-walls,
We mere mortals stare in inadequate awe
at the power of your market prowess.
Graciously allow the price of Bitcoins
to rise and fall to the levels prescribed by nature
so that we can live with peace in our hearts
that our rallies won't be squashed
and that Bitcoin will prosper
as the piece of economic artwork it was designed to be.

In your holy name, we humbly pray,

Amen.