Maybe bottling the whiff and selling it for its
medicinal purposes and
special powers would have been far more conducive so far as pocketing money and maximising user benefit was concerned.
I am sure many members would happily endure the headache induced by the whiff if it gave them 24 hours worth of
infallibility but count me out please

You are just upset because you missed being able to buy his
sole. A true relic. However, maybe you can figure out who the buyer was and obtain it from them for a bazoogle BTC. I heard that it has special powers. If you take a huge whiff, you will be granted infallibility for 24 hours.