Can I get a copy?
I'll save you the trouble; I've always felt IsFoxpupStillAVixen.tk looked a little barren without a background image. Just let me know how much "intimate detail" is required/acceptable. 
Sure, but it will cost you a 55-gallon drum of WD40. I have lots of things requiring lubrication.
Wait, how many things are we talking? Should I be worried?