Both may eventually be useful (especially since I've always been a tad bitter about one of my littermates snapping up foxpup.com), though I don't think either is really appropriate as an avenue for pure, shameless gender expression. I also don't see how I can work around Dot TK's terms without somehow making things even less safe for work/life, especially since the narrowness of c******unter's scope in living up to his nickname means it's unclear whether my overnumerous nipples are female-presenting. (The least weird solution I could come up with is a concept I call the "quadkini". 'Nuff said.)

True, but the subdomain still looks better than I do in a quadkini, so it'll have to do if no better solution can be found.