It's my experience that there exists no more emotional smartasses on the entire planet than here on this forum. So please follow this link:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/trading-failure-stirs-ire-hope-021601006.html

and scroll down to the comments section and RELESE THE BEAST!

Show these retards how stupid and uneducated they are. Insult their logic and grammar. Hold nothing back. I've been trolln' them for the last 3 hours and the zombies just keep coming. We need the best and this forum is where they all are!!!