Did you buy 1 bitcoin yet? That would make for some excitement

No. And I must confess to something much worse than pontificating on bitcoin without ever having used it:
I have served jury duty five times, all murder cases,
without having murdered anyone before.
So, before I buy some bitcoin, I must fill that gap in my experience, in case I am again called to serve. Would you volunteer?
Academic trolls are called "sophists", correct? You already admitted to me that you cannot be convinced. I shouldn't bother trying, remember? That is not academic skepticsm which is intellectually healthy. That's psudointellectualism and prolly a little evil thrown in. The discomforting cognitive dissonance due to you presence here is known to you and felt by us. I don't like you. Perhaps that's the effect you wish to have.