real = NOT plastic/silicone or
whatever 

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
The right woman for what?
Who said anything about getting married?
You need the never_get_married exploit & the what_the_fuck_do_i_have_to_do_to_get _some_attention malware bro.
Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.

I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches.

Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall.

Thank you, I was actually having a panic attack.