Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman
def woman():
x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
else:
print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.