If you don't like it when people quote you saying things you didn't actually say, you shouldn't do it yourself.
My bad. That was a bit hypocritical of me.
I won't do that anymore.
Glad we finally found some common ground. Very mature of you.
Unlike what you just said, there is no possible way what I said could be misinterpreted as being your words, but only as my criticism of you. You on the other hand are not only not making a valid criticism, but are literally just inventing things and inserting it as if it were my own words.
This is what you rely on being Captain Semantics, taking the context out of a situation completely so you can hyper focus on a tiny aspect of the subject to the point of inducing intentional myopic blindness to the context so you can redefine it under the terms that serve your bias most. This is of course generally followed by a session of public masturbation over your own self declared correctitude, as we see displayed above.