I have enough beer for the night, I think.. Most of a 30 pack..
I told my mom to stock up on food, she finally listened, and told me today that she bought 5 cases of beer to last a little while so she doesn't have to go to town..
Anyone else feel like getting blackout drunk?
You should stick with cookies and milk.
You will thank me later.

No bro..
I'm thinking like a case of half gallons of cheap vodka right now..
Way cheaper (abv) and longer lasting than beer..