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[WO] Nullian Rule 34: Phryne now accepts Bitcoin!
by
nullius
on 18/03/2020, 03:47:38 UTC
You might want to stock some fertile young females for your geritopia there Jimbo

Though my body is not that old, my females are ancient and timeless.  By the power vested in me by the god of Bitcoin, I have officially declared them to be Bitcoinesses:

You want in?  You wish.
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Most importantly, as a cult leader, I have the prerogative of taking advantage of... attractive female followers in other ways

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The actual fence is much higher,
and it works both ways.

And though my thus effort with alia was mislaid in the sense of the best-laid plans of mice and men, I turn lemons into lemonade:  I accidentally became the subject of the forum’s most famous sex scandal!  Two years later, people are still discussing it, and personally inquiring for the details.  —Mostly just from curiosity, or to tease me.  Mostly.

[...]  Nullius in alia, Nullius aliorum aliorsum:  Cum errore inter alia, contra artem amatoriam, pane crisandi, circensibus irrumationis.



you have to keep reminding me

Phryne will make it all better.  Though I warn you, you will not have much Bitcoin left after that.  Look up what she offered to do for Thebes from her personal pocket money; she did not become so wealthy by providing intimate companionship for free.  Now that she takes Bitcoin, expect for her to be soon eating the whales for breakfast.  What would you pay for something priceless?

(Lilith is from a different culture.  She does not take your coins—only your soul and your seed.)




you should totally set up a threesome

#nohomo

No, I will not let you watch my threesome with Phryne and Lilith.  Well, not unless you pay good BTC.  How much do you have?



The old are hardly wise. :-)

But the young are foolish. :-)