Me hands Jimbo the bottle of Victory Ginand yes, I just took a swig straight out of itand I think that if you share drinks with strangers, you should generally be more worried about herpes simplex than about coronavirus. No, I dont want the bottle back. Keep it, with my compliments. You said that you are old and wise, which means that you were once young and foolishand that means you are at high risk of having been a 60s hippieand that would mean a high risk that you carry oral herpes. No offense. Keep the bottle; its almost empty, anyway
Yep. Guilty of the 60's hippie part. I was a beatnik before that. Maynard G. Krebs was my hero when I was a schoolboy. Got the scars on my liver to prove it.
I never said I was old and wise though. You just assumed that part. Now I'm middle-aged (in my 70s) and I can still be foolish. Never got herpes but I did need tetracyclin and Quellada on the odd occasion (another great boomer invention... the sexual revolution). Those were the days... after the invention of the birth control pill and before the discovery of AIDS.
Thanks for the gin. Hope you don't mind me splashing a little Dolin's and dropping an olive in it. As for sharing bottles, think of it as un-thickened alcohol-based hand sanitizer.
Here: have some Farmacias Paris "Alcohol Puro 500 ml 03500111" in a recycled Agua Purificada bottle with a laser-printed label. Kills all the nasties... viruses, bacteria, even intestinal parasites. Yum.