Just like there's plenty of "demand" for phone, internet and email scams, right? 

Don't even bother replying if you can't keep up.  Read and understand what is written - you clearly don't.

With this Coronavirus scare - might be a good time for you bashers here to take a course in reading comprehension.

Well then you are an idiot also if you think that can be predicted to a specific target date.  

You are misinterpreting what he is saying.  He is saying that the fact that we can forecast any (meaning even one) event to the day PROVES that markets are by no means RANDOM.