Good time to donate to your local food bank.
by which you mean my fucking pantry?
If you're totally out of food. I like food banks: They're local, they don't fuck around, and they give food to people who ask. I've worked/volunteered there and they really have their shit together.
So... I'd rather put money there than in some Christian minister's pocket any day. (Or Govt pocket)
(Wait, maybe you meant your pantry that fucks you. Or your pantry where you keep the love dolls? I might have made an error of presumption in my post)