It's your own fault. Your actions have attracted thieves to your home. So don't do it again next time! Hello to uncle Peter

Before you check the outlaws you should check your inlaws first. - That's what I learned from watching movies. Your Uncle Peter could be just one of those inlaws that act like outlaw. You may really have to investigate your Uncle Peter. Don't worry about his eye brows, I can pull them out for you. I live near a saloon where brazilian wax is almost free.