JJG should have posted this one though!

My laugh of the day. Thanks, V8!

No Gloves so touching the top with bare hands makes a transfer spot.
CORRECT.
And it's the #1 mistake when operating these things. Usually you push the lever with the
elbow (the one you
don't cough into).
Hmm, I've been using my elbow on doors but never though about using my non dominate one. Maybe I should cough into the non dominate one and use the other to keep the zombie apocalypse at bay?