Want to shake hands?
(Remember what that was like, back in the old days of all the years B.V. (‘Before the Virus’)?)
One of the many things that's changing about our world. It really is the end of the world as we know it. We'll have to find viral-repellent coatings for all those metal rails and door knobs EVERYWHERE. One bright spot to come out of all this, I'll never have to hug my sister-in-law again, woot woot!
But the hand shake is a big one. The fist bump isn't much better, elbow bumps aren't my thing. I kind of like Iranian foot tap, that requires being closer than 2 feet apart. Will we ever be able to come into contact with other humans again?