*giant wall of bullshit*
For someone capable of producing giant walls of text to illustrate complex points, I find it odd that you're able to fall so flat on your face at the first logical hurdle. Unless people are posting their addresses in public places, you'll have difficulty finding the actual person who has the coins.
Are you that fucking ignorant of the power of the NSA and GCHQ?
For example: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo
Have you not read that NSA has promised to share data with the G20?
Law enforcement can't do shit if there person who has the coins is in another jurisdiction.
Have you not read the recent declarations from the G20 to cooperate on tax avoidance and law enforcement.
There's no conceivable way you're ever going to force someone on the other side of the planet to give back "stolen" bitcoin unless they were directly involved in the theft and even then it would be incredibly difficult to do. If you hide your private keys somewhere that no one can find it, there's no way to force anyone to surrender their cryptocurrency, stolen or otherwise.
You are one stupid idiot.
Have you not heard that people have physical bodies and possessions.
Debtor's prisons have been reopened recently.
There are several accounts on this forum that will likely find their way onto my ignore list at some point due to spouting incessant nonsense or outright FUD and you're running pretty high on the list right now. Go cry wolf at the local looney asylum, or start talking sense, please. I'm sure I'm not the only one getting tired of reading this shit.
Continue on with your blissful ignorance.
Oh, okay then, I'm sure the NSA and GCHQ and the G20 and every other organisation you can recall the name of and throw into a completely unrelated conversation are going to get on the case of your two stolen bitcoins right away! They'll drop everything and get some satellites moved into position to track down the culprits and restore those wayward coins to their rightful owner! Like they give a shit who stole your BTC. Pillock.
