Or maybe your buddy Dildoza smeared it on his face and ran away just before you turned around, act surprised and shout "look hes got jam in his face! He had to have eaten it!".
Yes. He also got a time machine and a memory eraser.
The only thing this is attempting to protect is Laudas prolapsed ass.
Protect from what? Lauda is not even in DT anymore. You are in DT and you're including shitheads like hacker1001101001 in your trust list so if anybody benefits from this information that'd be you.